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Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of
August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a
period of no less than three months and depending on
compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for
coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between
us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be
taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without
further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister,
if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
Max