Funny Stupid Banned Commercials [Part 5]
14 years ago
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE
!It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime
Wife: No darling, it means
With Idiot For Ever
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,Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
.so I'd be in your hands all day
,Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper
.so I could have a new one everyday
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and
.peace. Here are some sleeping pills
?Wife: When must I give them to him
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid
.you are
Husband: You should have known it the minute
.I asked you to marry me
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.Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it
.so I bought 3 movie tickets
?Wife: Why Three
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the
? great Mount Everest
!...Husband: A lovely Push
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember
? your wife's birthday
A: Just forget it once and you will never
forget it again
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,After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband
.You know, I was a fool when I married you
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in
"love and didn't notice
Category:
JOKES
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